Rhys Muldoon (born 1965) is an Australian actor, writer and director known for his appearances in shows such as Grass Roots, The Secret Life of Us and House Husbands, movies such as The Sapphires, Danny Deckchair and Bitter & Twisted and numerous children’s television shows including Playschool and Lockie Leonard. In 2011 he released a children’s album entitled “I’m Not Singing”, co-written by Kram from Spiderbait and featuring the guest vocals of Tex Perkins .